Amusing SnippetsApps / AmusingSnips
"Amusing Snippets" is a fun packed app for Android 1.5 (cup cake) and later versions. If brilliant quotes, stupid jokes, and awesome facts is your bowl of cereal, then this app is for you. For the mere sum of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING we give you entertainment in a slick package. For a preview, check out the top 50 Amusing Snippets here.
Here are some examples of what this app contains:
Trivia: "Scientific research has been found to be a leading cause of cancer in rats!"
Quotes: "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." - Woody Allen
Jokes: "If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?"
You get the picture. This app aims to entertain. It serves you with random jokes, funny quotes, and snippets of useless trivia, that are downloaded from our data base server. As a bonus we've selected some of the best Chuck Norris facts if anyone still haven't heard them :)
"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the whole spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."
If some of the snippets are not to your satisfaction, use your power to rate it. You can also filter out snippets based on categories, share them with friends using Twitter, SMS, et c.
Enough said, download it for free from the market and see for yourself. Laughs are guaranteed, or your money back :) See above for download instructions.
"If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all. " - Lina Lamont
- Zoom make text bigger or smaller
- Speech, make the app say the snippets (based on androids TextToSpeech which is available on 1.6 and forward).
- Amazingly cool scrollable tool bar (see screen shot)
- A couple of sound bites, just to annoy :)
- Harder, Faster, Better, Stronger ...
- Share snippets: sms, email, facebook, twitter, et c (requires installing corresponding apps)
- Slide over screen to change fact
- Full screen mode enabled (i.e. hide the status bar). Show the status bar by sliding down.
- downloads new content, no repetition of old jokes
- filter on category, and rating
- user rating of snippets
- user submitted snippets
- copy snippets to
- Create top lists with your favourites
- More categories
- More display options, themes, animations, ..